On David Gergen:
Do you mean the man that Andrew Ferguson referred to as a goggle-eyed melonhead?
On POTUS:
I've always thought POTUS would be a good name for an erectile dysfunction drug: POTUS...It's ready when you are.
On Keith Olbermann:
Keith Olbermann puts me in mind of a doctor who says you've got six months to live and then checks his watch and says, "I've gotta go."
